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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Great Giveaway

Hey losers! Do you actually want to be a winner? Then enter this AWESOME giveaway:
http://frugalnovice.com/2010/06/knewton-review-sat-test-prep-course-giveaway/

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Lozer Cats

Okay, new section on blog: LOZER CATS!!! (Kudos to www.icanhazcheeseburger.com)
LOZER! Cats 1:

Monday, July 7, 2008

Losers of Real Life

A new/old segment of this blog will feature a real loser. Like we interviewed Jinx, now we are going to interview somebody that I know as Natalie Portman, one wild chick.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Fugly Betsy Explained...



Spread the word for Loser!!! Thanks for reading, and please, I love to read your e-mails!!!

Laura Nexium
Editor of Loser!

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

How To Be A Loser, Part 6

Woah... we're at Part 6 already?
1. Look at everyone as if they were your frenemies. You don't even need to know what that means. Be creative and interpret the meaning.
2. Call your kitty your "BFF."
3. Call your doggy your "frenemy."
4. Audition for the lead in the new comedy Fugly Betsy (explained later.)
5. Go shopping a lot. Say its to save the economy.
6. Watch an Indiana Jones movie and say there is treasure under the floorboards of your house.
7. Love yourself.
8. Don't love yourself.
9. Say that the aliens are coming.
10. Yell at someone random on the street.
If you have a comment, post it.

Yet Another Loser Vid...

Hey! Cannot believe it is JULY already. Will update more since I have more time at my hands (even though I have a novel just waiting to be written... well, it can wait some more:)


Yes... it's Laser Catz... LOLz. Thanks to all the fans for commenting and posting tho!!! :) I did check ur blogs out.
Yours loserly,
Laura Nexium
Editor of Loser!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Loser Songs

Welcome to a brand new Label for LOSER! (I'm sorry I haven't updated in such a long time...)
Welcome to Loser Songs, and the first song will be White and Nerdy, by Weird Al Yankovic

Lyrics:
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!