How To Be A Loser, Part 6

Woah... we're at Part 6 already?
1. Look at everyone as if they were your frenemies. You don't even need to know what that means. Be creative and interpret the meaning.
2. Call your kitty your "BFF."
3. Call your doggy your "frenemy."
4. Audition for the lead in the new comedy Fugly Betsy (explained later.)
5. Go shopping a lot. Say its to save the economy.
6. Watch an Indiana Jones movie and say there is treasure under the floorboards of your house.
7. Love yourself.
8. Don't love yourself.
9. Say that the aliens are coming.
10. Yell at someone random on the street.
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How to be a Loser, Part 5

1. Raise your hand in science class and say "PHOTOSYNTHESIS." Then behave perfectly well throughout the whole class. '
2. Call your crush "sweetie" and your egg "our baby"
3. Watch the movie Drillbit Taylor. Go out naked and have a bath in your lawn, and pretend it's no big deal.
4. Buy baby shoes. Put them on your doll.
5. Go to Baby Gap and shop for clothes for your own house.
6. Run and yell "Freedom for Tibby!"
7. Say that today is a Dress-As-A-Faerie day. Be the only one who doesn't dress as one.
8. Lie to your mom and dad. Make it obvious.
9. Pretend you're going to steal something big. Then, tell them that you were just looking around.
10. Do something really bad. Blame it on Elmo.

How To Be A Loser, Part 4

1. Watch Seaseme Streey. Pretend you're in love with the show.
2. Read Danielle Stele.
3. Fall in love with a Presidential Candidate.
4. Call al guys who wear red "macho".
5. While playing football, secretly work for the other team. Pretend that they put you as a "mole."
6. Start a blog about yourself. Never update it.
7. Send an e-mail to your grandmother talking about politics.
8. Send an e-mail to your crush saying that she looked very purtey today. Say that you two were meant to be together according to the stars.
9. Watch Meet the Spartans. Then, dress up as Paris Hilton and say "THAT'S HOT!!"
10. RSS feed this blog.

Guide To Be A Loser, Part 3 (as requested)

1. Laugh when everyone is crying.
2. Raise your hand and tell the teacher, "I hate you!"
3. Tell everyone than they're all going to die.
4. Tell the teacher that whatever he/she teaches is against your religion.
5. Print pictures of your niece.
6. Decorate your locker with crap.
7. Act like you care- ditch them at the last moment.
8. Tell everyone to drop their books at the same time. Be the only one who doesn't do it.
9. Come dressed up as Fairy Godmother. Said Halloween is a month earlier due to Global Warming.
10. When the Math teacher calls on you, write some useless garbage on the board. Pretend its authentic.

Loser Part 2

How to be the biggest loser....
1. Break up with your love
2. Start causing problems with people
3. Start attacking people out of no where as a tiger
4. Laugh at peoples faces that how you live in a box in the street.
5. You would act as a monkey and throw bananas at people

Being a Loser, Part 1

So, what does it take to be a loser?
1. You gotta be corny, buddy.
2. You have to have a style which is unappreciated and out of fashion
3. Have tons of people call you loser. Behave like a sissy when they do.
4. Use words like "omg" or "weiner" or "scaredy cat."
5. Get a blog. Talk about corny stuff.
6. Go stuff your face in a pie.
7. Get a few bullies on your back.
8. Ask the old moldy librarian out.
9. Fall in love with cheese. Carry it around.
10. Wear a shirt that says, "MONKEY PRIDE!"
11. Carry out a beanie baby.
12. Call people with pink sweaters pirates

*Loser! does not encourage you to follow this list, and all lawsuits will be filed back!! suckers!!