Guide To be A Loser Example

Now, we haven't really explained how to be a loser. I mean, we've told you what to do, but what about how to do it? See, we're smart. *points to head and grins*
Here's a sampler from Guide To Be A Loser 5, Item Number 8.
Here, we have 3 characters: Mom, Dad, and Jinx, who's kindly volunteered.

Mom: What's that?
Jinx: I'm going to Sarah's House *winks eye*
Dad: Who's Sarah?
Jinx: She's, uh, an aunt.
Dad: She's a what?
Jinx: An aunt.
*Mom gaves Jinx a strange look*
Mom: What are you going to be doing there?
Jinx: We're going to trade clothing.
Dad: And??
Jinx: Then we're going to this guy's party.
Dad: And??
Jinx: Then nothing, dad.
Dad: And??
Mom: Stop it dad. That's really annoying.
*Dad turns on the TV*
Mom: Okay Jinx, you take care.. Dad, can you turn off the TV?
*Dad turns the volume higher*
Mom: (crying) Why do you have to be so mean, Dad?
*Mom and Dad both leave, and Jinx exits, proud*

Okay, yeah. We got a bit carried away. But here's a demo of List 5, Item 1:

Characters: Teacher, Jinx, and Kids.
Teacher: Today we will be focusing on the Human Immune Systems. Who can tell me where the macrophages are produced?
Jinx: PHOTOSYNTHESIS.
*Kids laugh, a few give an evil stare. Jinx smiles*
~5 Milleniums Later~
Teacher: ... That is how the body responds to a foreign pathogen. Who has any questions?
*Jinx raises hand. Teacher calls on Jinx*
Jinx: Is it true that 10% of your DNA comes from viruses?
Teacher: Yes. Yes, Jinx, yes! YESSS!!!
*Kids give teacher a weird stare*
*Bell rings, and kids leave*

See. Wasn't so hard.