Guide To Be A Loser, Part 3 (as requested)

1. Laugh when everyone is crying.
2. Raise your hand and tell the teacher, "I hate you!"
3. Tell everyone than they're all going to die.
4. Tell the teacher that whatever he/she teaches is against your religion.
5. Print pictures of your niece.
6. Decorate your locker with crap.
7. Act like you care- ditch them at the last moment.
8. Tell everyone to drop their books at the same time. Be the only one who doesn't do it.
9. Come dressed up as Fairy Godmother. Said Halloween is a month earlier due to Global Warming.
10. When the Math teacher calls on you, write some useless garbage on the board. Pretend its authentic.