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Saturday, April 12, 2008

How To Be A Loser, Part 4

1. Watch Seaseme Streey. Pretend you're in love with the show.
2. Read Danielle Stele.
3. Fall in love with a Presidential Candidate.
4. Call al guys who wear red "macho".
5. While playing football, secretly work for the other team. Pretend that they put you as a "mole."
6. Start a blog about yourself. Never update it.
7. Send an e-mail to your grandmother talking about politics.
8. Send an e-mail to your crush saying that she looked very purtey today. Say that you two were meant to be together according to the stars.
9. Watch Meet the Spartans. Then, dress up as Paris Hilton and say "THAT'S HOT!!"
10. RSS feed this blog.

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