1. Raise your hand in science class and say "PHOTOSYNTHESIS." Then behave perfectly well throughout the whole class. '
2. Call your crush "sweetie" and your egg "our baby"
3. Watch the movie Drillbit Taylor. Go out naked and have a bath in your lawn, and pretend it's no big deal.
4. Buy baby shoes. Put them on your doll.
5. Go to Baby Gap and shop for clothes for your own house.
6. Run and yell "Freedom for Tibby!"
7. Say that today is a Dress-As-A-Faerie day. Be the only one who doesn't dress as one.
8. Lie to your mom and dad. Make it obvious.
9. Pretend you're going to steal something big. Then, tell them that you were just looking around.
10. Do something really bad. Blame it on Elmo.
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